[This post was created COMPLETELY WITHOUT WATER.]
ALLELUJAH! Goodness GREATNESS rained down on me yesterday with a VERY, VERY special delivery of HONEYCRISP APPLES FROM THE SOURCE!!! BEST SURPRISE EVER. Paulette Sarsfield, in all her total awesome and goodness, packed up and shipped me a GIGANTIC box of her very own Honeycrisp apples from her VERY OWN ORCHARD. Thank you SO MUCH Paulette!! It doesn't get better than that...
IT DID GET WORSE, however, because minute after our ultra fantastic delivery of apples - we experienced a pretty big-deal watermain break ON OUR SIDE OF THE BLURRY LINE between what is the City's problem and what is ours. AND THIS IS APPARENTLY OURS. SO. The water to our house has been INDEFINITELY SHUT OFF until we can hire a contractor to dig up our really pretty front yard (and probably Walter) to fix the problem. It might take a whole week! Or more.
In the mean time there is a moderately pregnant lady that has to pee...