In the olden days - when I was in my mid twenties - my girlfriends and I would have fun parties where we would do photoscavenger hunts. That was an awesome time where we would assemble teams and race around town collecting a list funny digital photos of ourselves doing silly things. We would reassemble at a specific time and review the photos while laughing our guts out and enjoying adult beverages. It was a guaranteed good time. In my late twenties - we even allowed boyfriends and husbands along for the ride. FUN TIMES.
NOW. I have this fantasy about A NEW good-times GAME - now that I am in my early thirties. I propose that (either individually or in teams) you would be given 3 stray kittens, a Costco grocery list, a shopping cart with a wobbly wheel and a time limit. You would need to collect the groceries WHILE KEEPING THE KITTENS IN CONTROL. And doing it very quickly while lots of people watched and got in your way and all that jazz. If you made it out with all three kittens and a good portion of the things on your Costco list - YOU COULD DRINK WINE TILL YOU PASSED OUT you would get a prize. You couldn't stuff the kittens in your pockets either.
I'm not gonna lie - I would be fabulously good at this game.
Today: Costco with my kittens girls. We are going to play outside for a good portion of the day BECAUSE I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO WASH THE FLOORS. And clean the bathrooms and do the stuff that says COMPANY IS COMING! COMPANY IS COMING! Because company is coming and a long weekend full of happy parties is upon us! Hurray!