First - THANK YOU for the ultra-radical response to the DECO BLUE pencil crayon kerfuffle. I am really happy. REALLY HAPPY. I can't believe that there are so many Deco Blue pencil crayons out there. I want them.
Second - CUSTOM TINY ART LADIES FAQ. As promised...
What is this Custom Tiny Art Lady thing? If you are interested - I'm willing to create a Custom Tiny Art Lady for you for $150 (plus $3 shipping).
What is a Custom Tiny Art Lady? This is a particular style and subject matter as found in Tiny Art 31, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51 & 52. Whew. What I'm trying to say here is that I'm happy to do a Custom Tiny Art Lady ONLY. I am not taking requests for coffee cups or cork pieces or bucket paintings. If I take all kinds of random custom Tiny Art work for $150 a piece I might as well shoot myself in the face. I have a special place in my heart for the Ladies. I like the Tiny Art Ladies and I like that some of you like them, too and I feel bad when I post one and it sells fast and then you write me long sad emails about how badly you wanted it, but you missed it by a minute because your dog ran away and your kid barfed on your laptop, etc, etc. I feel like if you like them (the ladies) and you see yourselves in the art (like you have told me) then I want to make it possible for you to have something special.
What do you mean by CUSTOM? I mean pick a pose from the ladies I mentioned (31, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51 or 52) and fire me a little email with your favourite colours and maybe a little about yourself and why you want a Tiny Art Lady AND I WILL CREATE ONE FOR YOU. You can tell me that your hair is short or YOU are short or that you have HUGE BOOBS or no arms or three legs and I will DO MY BEST to accomadate you. The hair colour part is HARD because as you can see the drawings are line drawings and the hair is purely representational. SO I WILL DO MY BEST.
Will the words be the same? No. not exactly. I hate replicating pieces exactly and it never really works - it loses something. SO. Based on the little note about yourself I will write something for you.
Why is this Tiny Art $150? Because I do Tiny Art JUST FOR ME and this is making my happy passion - A JOB. And much to Dan's chagrin - when it is considered A JOB - I lose interest very quickly. ALSO, I normally charge ten times this fee to do custom work so I think that the extra $50 bucks isn't that much for custom art created for you.
What size are the Custom Tiny Art Ladies? They are approximately 7.5 inches x 11.5 inches and they are NOT CUT perfectly SQUARE.
How long will you take orders? Till May 31st and then never again.
How long will you take orders? Till May 31st and then never again - so don't ask.
How long will you take orders? NO AND THEN.
How long will you take orders? Seriously. Till May 31st and then never again I don't care if you were in a coma or you were out of the country or you JUST NOW LEARNED TO READ. I'm sorry.
How long will it take to get my Custom Lady? Give me two weeks plus shipping.
How much is shipping? $3 - to anywhere.
What if we hate the Custom Tiny Art Lady you make for us? Then no charge and no painting. The nature of this type of illustration is not very alterable. I will totally understand if you hate it and once you see it - you do not want it. I will not be able to "move it to the left" or make small adjustments without starting over. There is no Control Z in Tiny Art. I'm sorry.
Will prints be available of MY Custom Tiny Art Lady? Yes. Unless you are morally opposed and you can give me 9 good reasons or you are willing to pay me $450 for a closed edition.
Can you match specific colours? SORT OF. I will DO MY BEST. If you email me and say "kind of greenish" you're gonna get my best interpretation of that. If you say Pantone 134 - or IKEA's yellow - I can match that pretty right on. But, be easy on me.
Will my name appear on the piece? If you want that - I can do that.
Any more questions - leave them in the comments and I will do my best to answer them in tomorrow's post. AS OF RIGHT NOW - I can take your requests for a CUSTOM TINY ART LADY. EMAIL ME.
Today: Pilot and I are BOYCOTTING NAPS! Who needs 'em! Naps are for sucky babies and tired mom's. NONE OF THOSE AROUND THESE PARTS. (Trying a little reverse psychology today.) We're heading out for the morning and then an afternoon of rolling over and over and over and over and looking at ourselves in the mirror. We might do more laundry - because THAT never gets old or tiring. We might scream for a while, too - ALSO high on our list of things to do. Helloooooooo THURSDAY - how the heck are ya!?
Again, I CAN'T BELIEVE the response to my search for Deco Blue. So cool. SO thankful.
Go, go, GO!






